Manufactured outrage, there is no war on Christmas.

It's Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays!

Only if you live in a world where people only celebrate one holiday in December and none of us do.
December is full of holidays, here's a list:

Nov 2014				December 2014 Calendar						Jan 2015
Sun		Mon		Tue		Wed		Thu		Fri		Sat
		1		2		3		4		5		6
		World AIDS Day
7		8		9		10		11		12		13
		Immaculate Conception				Human Rights Day
14		15		16		17		18		19		20
				Hanukkah		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)
21		22		23		24		25		26		27
Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Hanukkah (Cont.)		Christmas		Boxing Day		St John
Winter Solstice (Northern)
28		29		30		31

That's a lot of holidays.  More than one.  They also left out St. Nicholas's day on this calendar.  Happy Holidays is not an anti Christian conspiracy.  It's nice people wishing you nice things in the very busy month of December.

Don't buy into it.  Also, this coming Sunday is the first Sunday in Advent.  Christmas doesn't actually start until December 24th and lasts until January 6th.  Get a grip, grab an Advent calendar, slow down, calm down, and prepare for the coming of Christ like a normal person.  

If you aren't a Christian, slow down, calm down, and wait for after Christmas sales.  They're amazing.

Concerned about keeping Christ in Christmas?  Get your ass to church.   I know I say this every year but it bears repeating.

Love ya.